Request to be inducted into the inner sanctum of the archives

[JimN13+]

Dear members of the holy committee, wise panel and blessed elders

This mortal respectfully and reverently petitions the Holy Committee to consider me for the honour of membership/access to the Holy archives.
I do try and post at every opportunity, thereby seeking to enrich the blessed faithful who enjoy sounds of this certain nature, and will continue to do so regardless of the outcome of this bidding.

I will await your wise decision with gratitude and grace.

[yeppie]

Dear members of the holy committee, wise panel and blessed elders

This mortal respectfully and reverently petitions the Holy Committee to consider me for the honour of membership/access to the Holy archives.
I do try and post at every opportunity, thereby seeking to enrich the blessed faithful who enjoy sounds of this certain nature, and will continue to do so regardless of the outcome of this bidding.

I will await your wise decision with gratitude and grace.

Dear JimN13+

thanks for your request. The Elders have been informed ...